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03.29.08 (2:05 am)   [edit]
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Some Handy Tips for Using a Blow Up Doll Properly

List of Things to Do With a Blow Up Doll
  1. Hold your beer in one of the many "love orifices"
  2. Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the back.
  3. Access the car-pool lane on the local freeway.
  4. Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to happen
  5. Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new "friend".
  6. Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear "Love Orifice" Leave in the sun.
  7. Dare friends to eat baby ruth.
  8. Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a string.
  9. Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you money.
  10. Makes a good scarecrow.
 

posted by: chrisflea (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (12:15 am)

Good list. I love #2 & 4.
#7 is grody
#9 is weird but I love it!


posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (9:32 am)

I have the X253-51 Model and when you pull it's finger it says; "Who's your Mommy?"


posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (1:31 pm)

Reply to: squirrelzone
but does it clean the litter box for you??



posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.29.08 (6:38 pm)

Reply to: bipolarexpress

It's trained me too do such dasterly deeds


posted by: lindy (reply)
post date: 03.31.08 (1:49 pm)

Dare your friends to eat the Babe Ruth *snort*




posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 03.31.08 (1:58 pm)

Reply to: lindy
hahaha i laughed really hard over this one

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