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| 04.15.08 (12:49 pm) [edit] |
A First Grade Teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these are actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.
While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-years-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Don’t change horses……&he llip;until they stop running.
2. Strike while the……&helli p;……&hellip ;bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before……&he llip;……&hel lip;Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of……&hellip ;…….termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but……&helli p;……&hellip ;…..how?
6. Don’t bite the hand that……&hell ip;……&helli p;looks dirty.
7. No new is……&hellip ;…impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a……… ……….Mr.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new……&helli p;……&hellip ;…math.
10. If you lie down with dogs ………& hellip;..you’ll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust……&hel lip;……&hell ip;…..me.
12. The pen is mightier than the……&helli p;……&hellip ;……..pigs.
13. An idle mind is……&hellip ;.the best way to relax.
14. Where’s there’s smoke there’s…&hel lip;……&hell ip;..pollution.
15. Happy the bride who……&helli p;…gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is……&hellip ;……not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s…&hel lip;……&hell ip;…..the Musketeers.
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what……&hell ip;..you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry……&helli p;……&hellip ;….and you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as……&hellip ;……… Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not....................spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed..............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you........................see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.........................get out of the way.
25. Better late than......................pregnant.
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