Blog For Free!
Archives
Home
2008 May
2008 April
2008 March
My Links
 My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images
Sponsored
Blog
|
| PONDERISMS |
| 04.18.08 (2:35 pm) [edit] |
Ponderisms
Can you cry under water?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
What disease did cured ham actually have?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
If Wile E.
Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -----
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
|
|
|
| |
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 04.22.08 (12:54 pm)
All very good questions!!
|
|
PONDERISMS
My Profile
