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ALIEN HELL SPAWN

04.18.08 (10:45 pm) [edit]

my son has a very nasty habit of picking up sticks, thorns, and branches. he brings all of these home and leaves them right in the middle of the livingroom.

most of them i get to sneak back outside and throw away. others he finally gets tired of hearing me bitch and tosses them outside hisself.

needless to say i have a closet full of sticks.

well jacob had this wise idea to bring a rusted can home full of these long icky thorns. they came off of some kind of tree (or so he says). well i ranted and raved and he finally put the can and thorns on the front porch under a chair.

to make a long story short... i went to turn the waterhose on yesterday.. i found where the wind had blow the stupid thorns. i found them with my foot. now my foot (actually my baby toe on one foot, crack of my big toe on the other foot, and my heel) is all nicely swollen and infected.

i believe my son is the spawn of an alien out to murder me (not really but it sounds good)

posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 04.19.08 (8:05 am)

with my son, it was pens, pencils, any writing implement at all. i once discovered ten shoeboxes of them in his closet. i think he took every pen he ever borrowed???

boys are W E I R D

posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.19.08 (10:47 am)

Reply to: fractalmom
lol.. jacob has two boxes of inkpens under his bed..lol

yes, I do believe you are right.. boys are very W E I R D..LOL

posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 04.19.08 (12:42 pm)

i really hope you aren't "infected" although with thorns you can't know! make sure there isn't any "thorn" left in your foot and if it swells much more, you may need to see the doc! take good care of you! xoxo

posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.19.08 (2:28 pm)

Reply to: mimi
I've squeezed and squeezed and applied hydrogen peroxide and neospaorin.. i hope it gets better cause I hardly ever wear shoes (cant stand them). I've dared him to bring another stick or thorn in the yard or house.. ty for the info

posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (1:35 am)

Have him put them in a bucket or something so he can put them in there and put it under the porch, or in a bush or something, so it doesn't get blown over in the wind and repeat the mess ~ he is a boy and he is going to collect SOMETHING ~ for a long time!

I promise you this!

posted by: bipolarexpress (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (4:08 am)

Reply to: auntconi

he has 2 closets and then his bedroom closet and a huge tub on the front porch. i honestly think he enjoys hearing me fuss..

posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 04.21.08 (4:49 am)

Reply to: bipolarexpress

You win! He has ENOUGH!

:)

posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 04.22.08 (12:55 pm)

OUCH!!
But what is up with the sticks and thorns? Is he going to build a nest??