THANKS FOR ALL OF THE LOVELY TMAILS.
I HAVE LOST MY NET CONNECTION AT HOME AND WITH THE PRICE OF GAS NOW ADAYS I AM JUST NOW GETTING TO THE LIBRARY.
SAM AND (use to be edward till we found out he was a she) ANGEL ARE GROWING LIKE 2 LITTLE WEEDS.
JACOB IS DOING FINE
AND TODAY (i'm so freaken excited) I JUST RECEIVED MY MICHAEL LAIMO AUTOGRAPHED BOOK. I WON IT FROM A CONTEST ON MYSPACE (was even talking with him until the cable company went anal able the net and charged me out the butt)
I SO LUV MICHAEL LAIMO. I WAS BOUCNING OFF THE WALLS THIS MORNING WHEN I RECEIVED THE BOOK. I JUST WANTED TO SHARE A BIT.
WHO KNOWS WHEN I'LL BE ON HERE NEXT... SO STAY GOOD AND CONSERVE GAS..
THE INSPECTOR LADY JUST NOW CAME BY, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PAY 25. BUCKS, GET HER FIXED AND HER SHOTS AND I CAN KEEP HER. BUT.. AS SOON AS SAM AND EDWARD ARE BIG ENOUGH.. THEY NEED NEW HOMES.
I HAVE 2 MONTHS TO GET HER FIXED AND HER SHOTS.... I AM SO FREAKEN EXCITED..LOL AND IN MY MIND I AM DOING FLIPS...
i have been up now for 24 hours and i feel like i am stoned. i had my inspection and passed with flying colors. i should be happy but i am not. moo-moo went mental and jumped on the screen door right as the inspector was leaving. now she is going to call the human society and see about taking her and the babies away. moo-moo was not my cat orginaly. we had a mentaly retarded couple move in a while back and she was theirs. well she went to GA to be with family and he had a seizure and is now a human vegtable. moo-moo showed up clinging to my screen door back in DEC. of 07. we adopted her. she has been here ever since.
the inspector was really nice and if i had the money to get her fixed and get her shots up to date i could keep her...and pay 25.00 a month till i paid 350.00 pet deposit. i dont have that type of money because i am on a fixed income. the kittens would have to go either way. so now she is going to call aspca. i am very sad. everytime a cat finds me.. it either gets murdered or i have to make it go away or lose my home. it's not fair and it's not right.
i was planning on trying to get her fixed anyways... i'm just in an evil foul mood now..... life suxs then you die.. end of story.
Received this today -- it says checked with
snopes but, as always, I checked it myself - it is real.
Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and
so on.
This information arrived this morning, Direct from both
Microsoft and
Norton.
Please send it to everybody you know who has access t o the
Internet.
You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled
'Mail Server Report'
If you open either file, a message will appear on your
screen saying:
'It is too late now, your life is no longer
beautiful.'
Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the
person who
sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and
password.
This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday
afternoon.
AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus
software's
are not capable of destroying it.
The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself
'life owne.
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And
ask them to
PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SNOPES
my son has a very nasty habit of picking up sticks, thorns, and branches. he brings all of these home and leaves them right in the middle of the livingroom.
most of them i get to sneak back outside and throw away. others he finally gets tired of hearing me bitch and tosses them outside hisself.
needless to say i have a closet full of sticks.
well jacob had this wise idea to bring a rusted can home full of these long icky thorns. they came off of some kind of tree (or so he says). well i ranted and raved and he finally put the can and thorns on the front porch under a chair.
to make a long story short... i went to turn the waterhose on yesterday.. i found where the wind had blow the stupid thorns. i found them with my foot. now my foot (actually my baby toe on one foot, crack of my big toe on the other foot, and my heel) is all nicely swollen and infected.
i believe my son is the spawn of an alien out to murder me (not really but it sounds good)
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. 'WHAT'S UP?' HE SAYS 'I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,' CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS 'DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON.
THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. 'YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.
,' SAYS THE HUSBAND, 'MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!'
OKAY.. WE ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TO SAY OKAY ON THE CALENDAR AND HAVE NOW AGREED THAT WE ARE GOING TO DONATE PROCEEDS TO
http://www.one.org/
THAT WAY IT HELPS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD NOT JUST THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA.
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FEED BACK ON THIS PLEASE.
i've been talking (well typing) with Michael Laimo (horror author). mann, this guy is soo freaken hot and sweet. i could just eat him up for dinner..
anyways.. i have a buddy on myspace. we were laughing and going on and i told her about an idea that i had for a "Men of Horror" calendar.
she asked Michael Laimo and then started asking other horror writers if they would be interested in doing one. they said yes. hahahahahha i am so forken excited. so for the better part of the day i have been sending out messages to different authors, ghost hunters, and demonologists.
the list so far is tiny as most havent responded yet.. right now we have Michael Laimo (of course),Martin Treanor, Michael West, and one other guy.
If this thing takes off, I am going to be so happy. Course it's a non profit thing but still... i am just so freaken excited.
i need to be cleaning house for inspection monday but i just dont have it in me. plus jacob keeps messing things up.. the little monkey.
i've got to wash the inside and outside of the fridge and freezor, mow the front yard, sweep and mop again, dust yet again, and straighten up both bedrooms, oh and make sure all closets are neat, my b.o.b. is not in the med closet in the bathroom, get all cobwebs down, and make sure the windows and seals are clean. Plus i have to keep it all clean until after 10:30 monday.. let's hope i can..lol out of 8 years i havent messed up an inspection yet.. knock on wood.
okay, i am a bit freaked out this morning. the post that i had up of myself.. i had deleted yesterday. i logon today and the post is back up.
what the crap?? is this tblog revenge for streaking yesterday??
if that wasnt the post i had deleted (which i know it was), then what had i deleted??
anyways.. an easy way to wash your outside windows.. is to take a sponge mop, gallon of soapy water and a water hose. just make sure you dont have an evil child who would rather soap and spray you instead of the windows..lol
never use oven cleaner on the bath tub.. it stains.. and if you spray oven cleaner on your toilet.. besure you wash IT ALL off.
with all that being said.. i am now off to bed cause i had weird dreams all last night about MICHAEL LAIMO - HORROR AUTHOR and couldnt really sleep (yes they were dirty if you must ask and they were weird. think ive been on myspace too much)
GRANDMA BOUGHT A BUMPER STICKER FOR HER OLD BUICK!
She writes:
The other day I went to the local religious bookstore where I saw a "Honk if you REALLY know Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed.
I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection...just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't noticed that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked!! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy.
He really must love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. Why, it was like a football game with him shouting, "Go, Jesus Christ, Go"!
In a clear, ringing voice, somebody behind him yelled "move along for Christ's sake!"
Then everyone else started honking too; so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two grandsons what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was a Hawaiian good luck sign; so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, and gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Love ya all,
A First Grade Teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these are actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.
While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-years-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Don’t change horses……&he llip;until they stop running.
2. Strike while the……&helli p;……&hellip ;bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before……&he llip;……&hel lip;Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of……&hellip ;…….termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but……&helli p;……&hellip ;…..how?
6. Don’t bite the hand that……&hell ip;……&helli p;looks dirty.
7. No new is……&hellip ;…impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a……… ……….Mr.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new……&helli p;……&hellip ;…math.
10. If you lie down with dogs ………& hellip;..you’ll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust……&hel lip;……&hell ip;…..me.
12. The pen is mightier than the……&helli p;……&hellip ;……..pigs.
13. An idle mind is……&hellip ;.the best way to relax.
today has gone by way to fast. evil mud man still hasn't showed back up. i bet ya'll a dollar that he'll show up right as i am cleaning for inspection which is next monday.
i went to the psycho-chem doctor (drug doc) today and she took me off of 1125mg of lithum cr and put me on 600mg of full strength lithum. is there a difference?? i have no idea. i think on this one i get more of the dose instead of it being time released and i have to have blood work every 2 to 3 weeks.
that's all she done. it was a major waste of time (in my book anyways).
it's been raining and cold all day. i need some sunlight..
moomie is doing fine and the babies are sucken like crazy. she's spending more time outside by herself and they are sleeping longer. is dont know what im going to do come next monday and i have the inspection.. oh well, things will work out.
as jacob and i were laying in bed last night talking (he cant sleep in his room cause evil mudd man has it tore up and he's not sleeping in a room that the wall is all jacked up in). i asked if he could meet one person.. who would it be. he thought for a bit and finally said he wanted to meet george lopez (comic) and yoda. i thought i would die laughing. but i kept the giggles in so as not to hurt his little feelings. he is one funny little boy.
who would i like to meet... i would like to meet Michael Laimo. He is an awesome author and he's f i n e, fine.
anyways.. all is well in my world, at least for the time being. i think i'm going to get off here now and get ready to watch paranormal state. i sooo forken love my scary stuff..
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THANKS FOR ALL OF THE LOVELY TMAILS.
I HAVE LOST MY NET CONNECTION AT HOME AND WITH THE PRICE OF GAS NOW ADAYS I AM JUST NOW GETTING TO THE LIBRARY.
SAM AND (use to be edward till we found out he was a she) ANGEL ARE GROWING LIKE 2 LITTLE WEEDS.
JACOB IS DOING FINE
AND TODAY (i'm so freaken excited) I JUST RECEIVED MY MICHAEL LAIMO AUTOGRAPHED BOOK. I WON IT FROM A CONTEST ON MYSPACE (was even talking with him until the cable company went anal able the net and charged me out the butt)
I SO LUV MICHAEL LAIMO. I WAS BOUCNING OFF THE WALLS THIS MORNING WHEN I RECEIVED THE BOOK. I JUST WANTED TO SHARE A BIT.
WHO KNOWS WHEN I'LL BE ON HERE NEXT... SO STAY GOOD AND CONSERVE GAS..
today is not a happy day.
